Large Boob Diner

Big Boob Diner

Each time a TSG editor or art director goes out for lunch, he hopes he will get a waitress built adore Liza Biggs in this scene. Sadly, this not at any time happens. But a man can fantasy bigger in size than typical, or BIGGS in this case.

SCORELAND: So you are 28. Have you ever been an lap dancer?

Liza: I’ve been to clubs previous to but not to dance.

SCORELAND: What happens when you go to clubs?

Liza: I usually get tons of attention from the strippers. They usually wish to come over and play with my whoppers.

SCORELAND: They should tip you.

Liza: They should! They play with ’em, bounce them, lick ’em.

SCORELAND: And you have at not time gotten the wish to go on-stage?

Liza: No, I’ve never been on-stage. It is just not at all been my thing.

SCORELAND: So had you ever had sex on-camera?

Liza: Nope. Never previous to shooting with you boyz.

SCORELAND: Ever posted undressed photos on the internet?

Liza: No. Well, not on the internet.

SCORELAND: Not on the internet? So where do u put ’em?

Liza: Well, everyone sends images of themselves now and then. Either to allies or people you’re interested in.

SCORELAND: Why isn’t it okay for chaps to send shlong pics, but beauties can send tit pictures?

Liza: ‘cuz ramrods aren’t cute. Mammaries are very glamorous. That’s indeed the merely difference.

SCORELAND: But you love dicks, right?

Liza: I mean, I adore ’em. But I don’t must watch them. I know what they look love.

SCORELAND: So tits are charming and it’s ok to send tit pix.

Liza: Yep, all the time.

SCORELAND: So the difference betwixt a guy sending a rod pic, and a hotty sending a tit pic is…

Liza: The creep factor. The creep factor jumps Twenty levels when u send a 10-Pounder pic. But the creep factor drops when you send love melons. Everyone is adore, “Well, if you’re comfortable, I am comfortable.”

SCORELAND: And when a boy sends a shlong pic to a goddess, this babe unveils it to her friends and they make joy of it.

Liza: Yes. We send it to all of our friends and we giggle at u.

SCORELAND: And when a beauty sends tit pix to a lad, they display it to their allies and they all jack off.

Liza: Exactly.

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